you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
grief seed seller. i am going to fight witches. and i want your strongest grief seeds
My grief seeds are too strong for you, traveler. My grief seeds are more powerful than hope and deeper than despair.
grief seed seller. i tell you i’m going into battle to fight witches. i must fight for justice and protect the innocent. do you not understand me grief seed seller? i want only your strongest grief seeds
I’m telling you, my grief seeds would enslave a god, let alone a knight. You need to find a grief seed seller that sells weaker grief seeds.
grief seed seller, enough of these games. walpurgisnacht is coming. i, magical girl sayaka, must protect the peace of mitakihara city. this is why i come to you and demand your strongest grief seeds. i am going into battle and i need only your strongest grief seeds!
You don’t know what you ask, traveler. You couldn’t handle my strongest grief seeds, noone can. I can’t give you my strongest grief seeds because my strongest grief seeds are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.
grief seed seller what do i have to tell you to get your grief seeds? why won’t you trust me with your strongest grief seeds grief seed seller i need them if i’m to be successful in the battle!
Then you’d better go elsewhere for your grief seeds! My grief seeds are only for the strongest and you clearly are not of the strongest, you’re clearly the weakest!
very well.. you’ve had your say grief seed seller but i’ll have mine. you’re a rascal. with no respect for knights. you’ve got no respect for anything… but your grief seeds! i should have never come to you for my needs of grief seeds, grief seed seller… i was stupid, so stupid
Why respect knights… when my grief seeds can do anything that you can?
[every time you introduce me to your same gender friend] ah, a gay friendship, nice